Totally not work-safe, spoilers for those poor souls who haven’t read the book, and long way from politically correct. But I do so love this review of Return of the King. Just the dedicated over-the-top-ness of it all is somehow admirable. And I’m glad I wasn’t eating when I saw it, either.
(This is from the same man who once said of Blade 2, “it kicks ass with a boot made of burning meat.” Now that’s some serious movie reviewin’!)